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Scouse House Rules Tea Towel

Scouse House Rules Tea Towel

£9.95

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Scouse House Rules Tea Towel which lays down the law in any Scouse House!

Poem reads:

SCOUSE HOUSE RULES
NO EFFIN’ SWEARIN’
ALWAYS BE DED ‘ONEST.
NO GEGGIN IN
IF YER OPEN IT – DEN SHUT IT
IF YER EMPTY IT – DEN FILL IT UP
IF YER BREAK IT – YER BETTA DO ONE!
DON’T FIGGET TO ‘ANG UP YER CLOBBA
IF YER CAN’T SAY NUTTIN NICE
SAY NUTTIN AT ALL
SCOUSE AND PROUD

Product Details

Size
500 mm x 790 mm
Material
Cotton

Delivery Information

We ship using Royal Mail 1st class post. Parcels delivered in the UK will normally arrive within 3-4 days.

International shipping is tracked and signed, and delivery times will depend on destination country.

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